Category Archives: Just for funny

Hakikisha ujumbe huu umewafikia Wahaya wote!

Mwanasheria msomi wa kimataifa mwenye asili ya Kiluo kutoka Utegi, Rorya, mkowa wa Mara, ajulikanae kama Janeth O. O Igogo. Β Leo hii asubuhi masaa ya Africa Mashariki akiwa ndani ya jiji la Bukoba mara tu baada ya kutua salama katika mji huo unaosifika kwa matetemeko ya ardhi kupitia Facebook page yake alituma salamu kwa Wahaya wote wanao ng’ang’ania mjini kurudi kwako wakajenge Kagera ya viwanda vyenye kasi ya Rais Β Dr. Magufuli…….. Ujumbe huu ni muhimu sana ukiupata hakikisha kila Muhaya unaye mjua ameusoma πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ˆ #AzimioLaKageraΒ 

Embu tucheke kidogo!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ O’Yes! Just give them the taste of their own medicine! I did that toΒ  Muhaya, gave him a really good doze πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Β  alifikiri mie Muhaya mwenzie πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ Before you start the fire try to know your firefighter πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡πŸ‡

Embu tucheke kidogo!

Nimecheka lakini wakati huo huo nikaona Kama vile wanawake wanatuone! Kwani Kuna wanaume wangapi amabo Ni maboya kabisa, Yani hata akili za kupewa hazipandi lakini unamkuta kutwa kuutambia kofia za Gucci, LVΒ  na brand nyingoneΒ  ambazo Ni za ghali au unamkuta anavaa viatu expensive wakati akivua hiyo harifu ya miguu mwenye mimba change anaweza kwenda leba kwa harufu tu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ anyway, its a joke but not fear! #Umaridadi uficha umasikini, just saying πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Ivana Trump: I am First Lady Trump

#Feud in the WhiteHouse........Mambo hayo! Who does he belong to and whos is the "first"?!Β  Mipasho ndani ya WhiteHouse! Kweli wanawake wote ni sawa hata uwe nani! Wakati mwingine anasema sasa nini mimi ndio mke wake wa kwanza! Mwingine anasema haijalishi kwani mimi ndio First Lady πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ shughuli imewapata washughulikaji πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ yale yale ya Kanye West na Ray J πŸ™Œ ......Kama huelewi hiyo lugha ni hivi aliyekuwa mke wa kwanza (wamesha achana) wa Donald Trump amabye pia ndio mama wa watoto wakubwa watatu wa Mr Trump ambaye anajulikana kama Ivana Trump (hakubadilisha jina baada ya divorce) anasema yeye ni first lady wa Mr Trump kwani ndiye mke wake wakwanza na ndio mama wa hao watoto wenye maadili mazuri! Sasa mke wa Mr Trump wa sasa (mke wa tatu) ambaye ni First Lady Melanie Trump anasema so what!?! kwani yeye ndio First Lady wa Marekani! Mambo ya "title deed"Β  hayo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ msifikiri ni kwa Zari na Hamissa tu hapana! Mpaka kwenye WhiteHouse ya Marekani πŸ™†πŸ™† Bora hata hawa wanarushiana vijembe kwa millionaire sasa wengine mtukanane kwa mwanaume wa $50 anaye ishi kwa pesa ya paycheck to paycheck kama akina Alpha hapa inahusu 😎😎 mwanaume anaye abudu LIKES kwenye Facebook na followers kwa Instagram πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ pole zenu! Mie nipe kwanza ATM card yako ndio nitafanya huo ujinga. mkono mtupu haulambwi jama πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆΒ  ......Nafikiri wakati Melanie Trump anarusha mipasho kwa kutumia wimbo wa "The boy is mine" naye Ivana Trump akatumia wimbo wa "he wasn't a man enough for me" kama ifuatavyo -:

Mr Trump and First Lady
You need to give it up.Β Had about enoughΒ It's not hard to seeΒ The boy is mineΒ I'm sorry that youΒ Seem to be confusedΒ He belongs to meΒ The boy is mine


Mr Trump and First wife
Who do you think I am?Β Don't you know that he was my man?Β But I chose to let him goΒ So why do you act like I still care about him?Β Looking at me like I'm hurtΒ When I'm the one who said I didn't want it to workΒ Don't you forget I had him first?Β What you thinkin'?Β Stop blamin' meΒ He wasn't man enough for meΒ If you don't know, now here's the chanceΒ I've already had your manΒ Do you wonder just where he's been, yeah?Β Not be worried about himΒ Now it's time you know the truthΒ I think he's just the man for you

Haya mchukuwe notes za jinsi ya kulea watoto haswa nyie wenye pesa zenu!

Embu tucheke kidogo na Fred Omondi

Don’t play with Otienos’Β  siyo watu wa spoti spoti eeh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ unajua baba yangu his first name ni Otieno, the dreams he described utafikiri anamuongelea yeye πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ na huyo mwanamke mwenye dream yakuwa “OW” A.K.A “Otieno’s wife” ni shida! But kuna wanawake wa hivyo ambao wanakwenda shule nia yao kulewa na madokta, professos, au wafanya biashara wakubwa!……… So funny!

Cheka urefushe maisha yako!

 "Karibu uraiani Sanjay πŸ™ŒπŸ½ (Ni hali tu wote tutayapitia nitaingia mimi nitoke Sunil Sheti) #SioHabari"

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Nacheka siyo kwamba mazuri but the "humor" is so for really! πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ Yani huyu Idriss is a true Comedian, mtu ambaye anaweza geuza kitu cha huzuni kuwa chakawaida mpaka kuchekesha, then in the end unabaki unajiuza kwa kina about life! Like kumbe Manji asingekuwa na pesa ndefu ni mkaka/baba wa kawaida sana, then unajipa moyo kumbe hata mimi si mbaya "pesa ndio kidogo na matumizi ni mengi" in Akothee Akothee's voice πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚  huyo ni comedian mzuri sana!

Embu tucheke kidogo na Mc PiliPili

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ huyu Mc Pilipili analeta utani na vyuo vyetu eeh! Eti utapata wapo mchumba wakati unasoma VETA πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ Β So fuuny!

Embu tucheke kidogo na Shilole!

Shilole anaomba Kevin Hart amsaidie kuelewa nini anakisema kwani yeye anajua “Yuston” alisha kufa sasa hizo ;ela za nini? Na anataja celebrities mbona na yeye ni celebrity toka East Africa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, Shilole you killed it πŸ™Œ Β kidogo kidogo utaelewa tu mama! Lol!……….alichokisema Kevin Hart ni hiki πŸ‘‡

“I love & appreciate you all for your support. @therock @nickiminaj @chrisbrownofficial @troubleman31 “The Kardashian Family” @kandi @wendyshow @djkhaled @cp3 & Chain Smokers and everyone else that has donated. Let’s all keep Houston as well as the surrounding cities that are being affected in our prayers. πŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎ”

Cheka urefushe maisha yako!

Embu tucheke kidogo, wahenga walisema ‘simtukane Mamba kabla huja vuka mto’! Sasa wenzetu wana msemo mmoja ambao maana yake ni kuwa usimcheke mtu kwa hali yake aliyokuwa nayo leo maana huwenda wewe ukawa ndio yeye huko mbeleni! ….Sasa mtu ameamua kumcheka Bill Gates ili nayeye aje kuwa kama yeye siku za usoni πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ …..Ngachoka mie!

Cheka urefushe maisha yako

Embu tucheke kidogo maana nimuda kidogo tangu tucheke πŸ˜†πŸ˜† katika tembea tembea yangu huko Instagram nikaenda kuchungulia kwa Idriss Sultan nikakutana na hii video ambayo nikahuzunika kumuona huyo mtoto anayumba yumba kabla ya kudumbukia kwa swimming pool! Lakini ghafla nikajikuta nacheka baada ya kisoma #Caption ambayo Idriss ameiweka sambamba na hii video πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ embu isome hapo chini maaana naona mimi kama kanigusa vile πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

"Mtag mshkaji wako ambaye unahisi maisha yake yanaenda kama huyo mwenye blue 🀣🀣🀣"~~~~~~~Idriss Sultan

Fahari ya kila mzazi!

These kids!!! Wazurijeee! Nimewapenda bure! Kheri tumbo lililo wazaa, kheri maziwa walio nyonya, Mungu abariki uzao wenu! Watoto ni fahari ya kila mzazi! Mungu awalinde hawa watoto na mashetani ya hii dunia.

Cheka urefushe maisha yako!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Β Hivi huyu Idriss kichwani mwake zimo kweli au zilisha hama? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing.........., sasa hapo ndio sikio lake limekaribia kufa anajaribu kulifufua na dawa au ndio limesha kufa halisikii dawa πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ Β so funny!

Cheka urefushe maisha yako!

"Love is a serious mental disease"! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… atakaepinga hilo basi huyo hajawahi kupenda! Yani mapenzi ni ugonjwa wa akili kumpenda mtu lazima uwe punguani lasivyo utakuwa chizi πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ 

Cheka urefushe maisha yako….. #No romance without finance

Β Eti wataalamu wanasema hivi, msichana anapo muuliza mwanaume kuhusu namna anavyo endesha maisha yake kiuchumi haimfanyi kuwa mwanamke mwenye tamaa au kupenda makuu, hapana! Huyo ni mwanamke mwenye akili nzuri / timamu! Kwani hata wao wanaume wasingependa kuona binti zao wanaolewa na wanaume Mburulaz πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Yakwamba wanatakiwa wawajali wanawake wengine kama ambavyo wangependa mabinti zao watendewe na wanaume wengine! Hakuna pesa hakuna mahaba πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ kuna topic nyingine kasema kama mwanaume hawezi kumudu kununua pete ya ndoa basi huyo mwanaume hawezi imudu ndoa achana naye πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™† Β ee shughuli pevu maana mie nimempenda mmeba mabox mwenzangu πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Duh! Mapenzi ya mwendo kasi yana kazi kweli! >>>>>>> "She's not a gold digger for wanting to know how you make your living. She's smart! You wouldn't want your daughter to marry a BROKE man either. Fellas!!! Do unto other women as you would have other men do unto your daughter(s). πŸ‘ŒπŸΎ No romance without finance. πŸ˜‰" AskcheyB

Cheka urefushe maisha yako!

Idriss kapinda kweli kweli πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ kwahiyo hiyo ndio tafauti ya “Statue of Liberty” ya America / Hollywood ma Africa πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†…….he is so funny! Happy Independence Day Africans oops! I mean Americans πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Cheka urefushe maisha yako: #LookingForAWifeToHire

β€œI am looking for a wife to hire, my family from ushago are visiting me, they think am married because I have been cheating them ……this woman must be 7 months pregnant. She will stay up to Tuesday when they leave. I think 25K is enough for 4 days.”

Majibu ya waombaji:

Sheila Githaiga:Β Uko wapi exactly tufanye hii biashara……sina mimba lakini niko na kitambi inakaa mimba

Christiane Christina: Nikisema hii maneno ni tricky sanaΒ 

Katarina Karatu then and now!

Kweli Β Akothee Akothee alisema ukweli kuwa “We are not ugly, mapato ndio kidogo na mahitaji ni mengi” soma Β πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰ WeAreNotUgly …… Β Tazama jinsi Katarina anavyo ng’ara sasa! Yani tofauti sana na alivyokuwa wakati anapesa za “kubangaiza” yani pesa zisizo kuwa na huwakika! Ni mrembo wa kuzaliwa lakini makeup imemuongezea mvuto zaidi! Alijisemea Chris Rock kuwa “Money is the best lotion ever”! Nahapa tunapata kuthibitisha LIVE! Kapendeza sana! πŸ’ͺ❀

Are they allowed to date?

The O.O Igogo’s daughters! #Sisterhood

Nimekutana na hii topic huko kwa Instagram as usual huko ndipo vituko vyote vipo πŸ˜†……..Sasa swali ni kwamba; eti umemkaribisha rafiki yako ukamtambulisha kwa ndugu yako halafu wakapendana, je ni sawa hiyo na ungefanyaje? Binafsi sipendi kabisa! Hila sina huwakika kama ni sawa au si sawa japo hii tabia ipo sana Ujaluoni! Yani unaweza kukutana familia imeoa / kuolewa Β kwenye mji mmoja. Naposema mji mmoja namaanisha familia ya baba na mama mmoja au baba mkubwa na mdogo. Utakuta dada na mdogo wake wameolewa kwenye familia moja. Β Sasa hao wanaoowa kwenye ukoo mmoja ndio usiseme nikitu cha kawaida sana!………..Tatizo kubwa ambalo naliona hapa ni kama ukoo /familia ina magonjwa ya kurithi basi kuna uwezekano mkubwa wa watoto wenu wote wakarithi hayo magonjwa! Otherwise, mmh! Ila wanasemaga “mapenzi hayana macho”! Hata hivyo huo usemi mie sina huwakika nao kwani macho yangu yamemuona Muhaya πŸ˜…πŸ˜…………..Β 

Cheka urefushe maisha yako!

“Shemeji ni yule mwenye pesa nyingi. Kama hana huyo anakuwa mume wake dada, sisi hatuhusu.” πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Dah! Kweli mkono mtupu haulambwi! Mdogo wangu zidi kutafuta pesa yasije yakakukuta haya πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

Cheka urefushe maisha yako! #AGangster Vs #AGentleman

Never tell a book by its cover! A gangster left THREE KIDS (3) from ONE woman and the gentleman MANY KIDS from DIFFERENT woman the ball is in your court.. ………πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€